robin

friends only!

2006-05-23T03:20:03Z

i'm trying to make my journal friends only, and i think it's working? i dunno. anyway, i just decided it would be prudent of me.

narikoala @ 2006-05-20T22:30:00

2006-05-21T03:34:34Z

i had a really good day today. i got up at ten and went to group, which was good.
then i went to the downtown library and got a shitload of books. and saw laura and willie. that was cool
then i came home and researched animals before heading to see lucky numbler slevin with trevor, which was really violent but really good
and now i am just in a good mood
also, the mood is for trevor. cause i'm actually really happy

narikoala @ 2006-05-19T20:43:00

2006-05-20T01:46:39Z

a day of mixed feelings. i'm really upset with someone, which is pissing me off, and then i also am sooooo ready for school to be the fuck over, and i hate math with a fiery, burning passion. on a lighter note, i spent the afternoon reading harry potter 6, which was so much better than starting props for the one acts. good luck one acts! keep your fingers crossed that i'll care enough do dig out your props. fortunately, they're all really easy to get, as they're all in the prop shop.

you're driving me crazy!

2006-05-19T02:21:42Z

so apparently post mortem was today? i thought it was put off indefinetly because of scheduling conflicts. way to go with the not telling me anything ever. if i had been at post mortem i would have complained about that.

narikoala @ 2006-05-05T23:02:00

2006-05-06T04:02:24Z

i am bruised. i think that explains it.

narikoala @ 2006-04-29T22:43:00

2006-04-30T03:44:47Z

so after the resounding support for the "more cuddling" motin, i think it's time to have that cuddle party josh was talking about. good for stress relief and general well being. now all we have to do is figure out logistics, like where and how do we convince our parents to let us go?

narikoala @ 2006-04-28T19:04:00

2006-04-29T00:05:13Z

i decided that there should be more general cuddling. because cuddling is awesome.

man

2006-04-27T22:14:16Z

what a great day. it started out pretty good, and just kept getting better. went to the lobby day at the capital. coolcool. we all hung out in a big group that was lots of fun. took a nap on the busride back. kinda. then i went to a half hour of philosophy class. it was super cool. and i decided that if ever i need to skip math class, thats where i'm going. the emily (through Cameron) gave me the next two transmetropolitans. i've alsready read them. sick. but oh so good. yes. now i'm sitting here on a beautiful day. i think i'll go outside, maybe a bike ride. mmm.

narikoala @ 2006-04-02T19:30:00

2006-04-03T00:32:02Z

i can't believe those bastards. they're making a simpson's movie. which i will see, but only because i can't stay away. sellouts.

narikoala @ 2006-03-31T17:54:00

2006-03-31T23:54:45Z

my finnish sister wrote me an email! gahh, she is so cute!

narikoala @ 2006-03-25T09:38:00

2006-03-25T15:39:56Z

mmm i just realised that the lady who played Amelie, Audrey something or other, is playing sophie in the davinci code. cool. i love her. she's so cute.

squeeeeee!

2006-03-23T01:54:25Z

today is so freaking awesome i can't believe it. seriously. i got home from school and around 5 my mom nad i went shopping for a camera for Rome. except she was like, hey, lets go to the DMV instead. so we went there and the car is oficially in my name now. like, i OWN it. sweet. to the max. gahhh! THEN, we went to national camera, (a great camera store) and i told the guy i wanted a minolta. he told me they were out of the camera business, but they had 1 left that was half price. so i bought it. and i'll be bringing it to school soon for fun and pictures. it's cute and little and blackish. gahh! happy overload is what is going on.

narikoala @ 2006-03-20T22:16:00

2006-03-21T04:18:06Z

so i was on www.weebls-stuff.com 'cuz i was bored, and i happened to glance at the little cartoon guy at the top of the page, and he's wearing a V for Vendetta shirt. coolness. and while your there, you can check out kenya, because that is just so awesome.

squeee!

2006-03-17T01:12:08Z

oh ym god! i just found out that AFS sent me an email that has my host family's names and stuff! yay yay yay! this is super exctiting! except then i checked my email and it's didn't come. so now i'm in suspense like woah. like woah!

ossum possum

2006-03-16T03:11:12Z

i was like, hey mom, my hair is long enough. can i dread it? and she said yes! so jory, you should come over friday for dreds and V.fer sure. woo hoo.!!!!

thinkings...

2006-03-14T04:28:50Z

i'm addicted to cheesecake. i've eaten two and a half pieces in two days. mmm. today was weird. i got in a big snow fight with my sister, and it was super fun. skeevy guy was here today, and it was extra skeevy. not for any particular reason, just becase it was. i love Didem dearly, but she is making me feel fat. she always talks abuot how she needs to lose weight, and how fat she is. except she isn't, and she always wants me to lose weight with her. and i can't because i can't lose wight through starvation. i know it doesn't work. and i don't have any willpower. i've never really liked my tummy. i'd love to lose it. but i know that i can't just not eat food. and she doesn't not eat, but she eats weird things that make me fat. like potatos. she thinks potatos are a died food. i am losing wieght, but a a slow, controlled rate, which is healthy. there, weight bitching over. usually i feel fine with who i am. today i went to the dentist and it was terrible. second rate, because thats what insurance covers. my mouth hurt for about four hours afterwards. and the assistant flossed so hard my gums still hurt. yeow! i am not happy with my dad. he tries to act all tough, so i'll buckle down in school and stuff, but all it does is make me realize what a fake he is. he cares, but more becuae he has to that because he wants to. he makes jokes at my expense, and even that is okay, except he won't let them go, and they got told over and over. and he is also a just plain ass. wow. that was more emotional than i meant it to be. and my mother has problems of her own. this whole dentist thing would never have happened if she had just made the fucking appontment when i asked. it took her a year and a half to make one appointment. i would've done it myself, but we switched dentists, and i couldn't. i already make my own doctor's appointments, as well as haircutting and travel arrangements. hell, i even make her travel arrangements. and as much as i love her, dhe really hasn't been there since her dad died. FUCKING TWO MONTHS AGO! i love her and want to give her time to heal, but she needs to stop feeling sorry for herself. he was 90. it was time. and we got in a bunch of big fights about this a while back, and she said she would be a mom again, but all she did was get really depressed about everything, and she's so vacant and needy. wow, this got really emotional again. damn.anyway, please don't comment and say you're sorry. i don't need it. anything else is fine, though.

narikoala @ 2006-03-13T21:42:00

2006-03-14T03:42:32Z

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1) Does queer_kitten do drugs? no
2) What animal does gammerus remind you of? a small shy beastie
3) Does cdylancarter have a dog? no
4) How long have you known flavia_sneech? about a year and a half
5) What color should galelasa dye their hair? green
6) Is basilpsyche an emo? sometimes
7) Where was serme_sara born? minneapolis
8) Is queer_kitten in a relationship? no...?
9) Would you wrestle galelasa in jello? fer sure
10) Is hobbitlover41 related to sea_mi_bufanda? no, but they are a lot alike
11) Do you have sea_mi_bufanda's screenname? yes
12) Have you flirted with queer_kitten? not that i know of
13) What do you disagree with princesvalntino about? scooby doo
14) What is applejaxie's favorite game? i don't know
15) Is sea_mi_bufanda related to you? no :(
16) Does mist_understood have a crush on queer_kitten? no
17) Is cdylancarter dead sexy? yes. because he can't be anything else
18) What is princesvalntino's shoe size? like, 6?
19) What planet should cdylancarter be from? planet transvestite (ala rockey)
20) If flavia_sneech took over the world, who would suffer? no one
21) What would applejaxie give serme_sara for his/her birthday? hair dye
22) Does basilpsyche have a big secret? in reality, basil is a kitten.
23) applejaxie's eye color? brown?
24) What word best describes crypticsquirrel? raven
25) What mental disorder does achillies remind you of? add
26) What languages does skyflower speak? american, latin
27) Is flavia_sneech friends with sea_mi_bufanda? no
28) What would schmidty3000 think of nefarious_kinky? that she's crazy
29) Which president would basilpsyche be likely to idolize? washington
30) What would achillies do differently in your shoes? be more nerdy
31) Is schmidty3000 1337? mao?
32) If m332960073452 were hanging off a cliff, what would sea_mi_bufanda do? save her and then gossip and try on clothes
33) Which of your friends should cdylancarter go out with? eli
34) If crypticsquirrel had a superpower, what would it be? the power to grow anything
35) Does tumblingwall travel a lot? rome, baby!
36) Is cdylancarter your best friend? one of them
37) Could you see sea_mi_bufanda and fellatio_queen together? no
38) Did queer_kitten break up with you? no
39) If achillies and mist_understood were spliced together, what would be its name? candrew
40) mist_understood's hair color? dirty blonde
41) What rank would nefarious_kinky have in a giant robot army? queen
42) Thoughts on schmidty3000? the only piece of clothing a man won't take off a woman is an apron.
43) Is princesvalntino popular? yes
44) What song/movie would you recommend to nefarious_kinky? i don't know
45) What comic book character would hobbitlover41 be? daisy duck
46) What do you agree with flavia_sneech about? politics
47) Would fellatio_queen go out with galelasa? i doubt it
48) What would you do if cdylancarter died? be very sad
49) Are nefarious_kinky and queer_kitten going out? no
50) Does basilpsyche smoke? no
51) Is nefarious_kinky athletic? no?
52) Is m332960073452 introverted or extroverted? introverted
53) What animal should princesvalntino be combined with? a dog
54) Where would schmidty3000 most like to visit? nick cave's bedroom
55) When did you last call nefarious_kinky? never
56) How tall is crypticsquirrel? 5'7"?
57) Is cdylancarter single? no
58) Does applejaxie know serme_sara? i don't think so
59) What is galelasa's favorite movie? something really violent
60) Do skyflower and princesvalntino go to the same school? yes
61) If achillies was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? non-binary watch man
62) One thing you can't stand about applejaxie?
63) Are galelasa and applejaxie going steady? no
64) What exotic animal would nefarious_kinky like as a pet? somethink furry. or a python
65) Are m332960073452 and gammerus married? no, but they could be.
66) Where did you first meet gammerus? tech
67) How many monkeys could schmidty3000 fight at once and win against? all of them. ever. in the history of ever.
68) Is mist_understood a nerd? yes
69) How would hobbitlover41 kill m332960073452? with a glare
70) Would you set up skyflower and sea_mi_bufanda? no
71) What is cdylancarter's biggest flaw? he;s too chris
72) How would nefarious_kinky conquer the world? with love and her robot army of destruction.
73) What video game does sea_mi_bufanda remind you of? vampira
74) If hobbitlover41 and schmidty3000 were spliced together, what would it be like? a gay loving gay who was extra offensive and cute.
75) Has hobbitlover41 dyed their hair? no
76) Would tumblingwall and mist_understood look good together? i can't picture it
77) Does basilpsyche drink? no
78) What is queer_kitten's favorite band/artist? me!
79) Where was sea_mi_bufanda born? oklahoma?
80) What flavor of jello would nefarious_kinky be? cherry
81) Would you make out with tumblingwall? not anymore
82) What would you do if you found out sea_mi_bufanda has a crush on you? be thrilled and suprised.
83) Would you ever date flavia_sneech? yes
84) If applejaxie commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? punk rockers and insane photographers
85) What is nefarious_kinky's favorite color? rainbow!
86) Would applejaxie and queer_kitten make a good couple? not so much
87) Is serme_sara a high school student? yes
88) Do you have a crush on galelasa? no
89) Has achillies been to your house/dorm? no
90) Does applejaxie go to your school? yes
91) If cdylancarter and tumblingwall were siamese twins, where would they be joined? at the cheek
92) How long would galelasa dating tumblingwall last? not long
93) What is flavia_sneech's favorite food? tasty food? hummus, maybe
94) If achillies took over the world, who would be happy? nerdy kids everywhere.
95) Is schmidty3000 a college student? no
96) Have you ever dated queer_kitten? no
97) What is skyflower allergic to? gossip
98) Do you think galelasa is hot? not like that
99) Would cdylancarter be a better ninja or pirate? pirate
100) One quality you find attractive in galelasa? easy to talk to.

narikoala @ 2006-03-10T19:07:00

2006-03-11T01:11:58Z

anxiety...so i found out today that my grandma's stockbroker people are in jail because they won't give any money to my grandparents or tell the courts what is going on. *scream* this is scary because my grandma is the one who's paying fo rmy trip to finland, and college. i was feeling pretty good knowing some of my college was paid for. now i don't know what will happen. i think they'll get some money no matter what, but i don't know how much or anything like that.
hopefully this is a huge misunderstanding. it just sucks because the stckbroker was friends with my grandparents, and her and her partner used to go to my grandparents house for vacation and stuff, and now i find out thet're swindlers.

narikoala @ 2006-03-08T20:13:00

2006-03-09T02:13:47Z

OH AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL, I MISSED YOU SO!

narikoala @ 2006-03-02T18:21:00

2006-03-03T00:24:25Z

so i got home last night after teching like crazy, and my dad was like, AFS called. you got accepted into finland. and you get $750 in financial aid. woot. so, i'm officially going to FINLAND!!!! whee! happy happy happy. robin is off to the land of snowboards, cute aminals, and naked saunas! sweet!

lego brokeback mountain. wow.

2006-02-25T22:12:15Z

http://destinationdaniel.smugmug.com/gallery/1213678/1/56771253

oh, chuck norris. crazy guy

2006-02-25T21:35:11Z

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

Pass this on or Chuck Norris will appear under your bed tonight while you're sleeping and roundhouse kick you in the face!

pace

2006-02-23T00:39:08Z

my l;ife finally seems like it's getting back to normal. i dunno why, but for a while, it was out of whack. now its normalish again. woo hoo! archery is starting up again, and it isa going to be interesting. we don;t have any equipment yet, so were practicing our stances with string. yes. string. and i am loving tech. i get to build a lot, which is cool, because i like building. even though i'm terrible at it. terrible. but it's fun, and i'll keep going at it until i'm good. yay!

narikoala @ 2006-02-19T23:32:00

2006-02-20T05:39:07Z

hey, my internet finally got fixed. good good. so i've had a decidedly uneventful week. i went to tech on thursday and friday, and helped bethany build a platform. cool. and i missed the "meet the cast" thing on friday, because i wasn't online, and no one told me. which was sorta uncool. then i went shopping with my mom on saturday, and our car broke down in some far off suburb, which reeked. and my mom won't buy me clothes unless they fit perfectly and a re cheap. so i tried on five pairs of jeans that all fit better than anything i have now, and she wouldn't buy them. and i told her i have three pairs of pants total, and she was like "oops" well, thanks. that doesn't get me anymore clothes. then sunday i went snowboarding and had a lot f fun, then came home and took a nap. horray for sleep.

narikoala @ 2006-02-13T16:47:00

2006-02-13T22:47:03Z

it's a local and! my shirt that is high and mighty is a local band. thats pretty spiffy.